[11:50] crow: [Gil_S@16:27 16 Jul 10] carrie: http://consumerist.com/2010/07/college-library-parodies-old-spice-commercials-to-coax-students-out-of-dorm-rooms.html
[11:50] Carrie: lol *click*
[11:51] Carrie: oh my god that's hilarious
[11:51] Gil_S: I figured as a librarian you'd appreciate it
[11:51] Carrie: I'M ON A CART
[11:51] gerg: doot da doo doo dat doo doo
[11:52] Carrie: that guy's really good
[11:59] Gil_S: well produced, too, for a college library production
[11:59] Gil_S: Cause I'm sure they didn't have a huge budget
[12:04] Carrie: it was probably done by the TV students :-) I could make that film given the right equipment ;-)
[12:05] Carrie: what makes it look professional is the camera and the sound, mostly
[12:05] Carrie: and the actor helps :-)
[12:05] Gil_S: yeah; you in a towel would be a different commercial
[12:05] Carrie: haha
[12:06] gerg: i'm on a ponie
[12:06] gerg: *whistle*
#1211 -- #lj_supportadmin, 2010-07-16 - submitted by ![[info - LJ]](http://support.livejournal.org/qdb/includes/userinfo.gif){kind=small}
coffeechica at 2010-07-16 17:11:22 in Support
[09:43] aveleh:
So, if I have henna all over my fingers, can I do anything to speed the fading?
[09:43] aveleh:
Tip for the future: do not sleep with fresh henna. OOOPS.
[09:48] ircd.livejournal.org: ChanServ invited nopeas|work into the channel.
[09:48] nopeas|work joined the chat room.
[09:48] nopeas|work was promoted to operator by ChanServ.
[09:53] Carrie:
pumice stone, abby, that's about it >_>
[09:54] aveleh:
damn me and my smooth hands ;)
[09:54] Carrie:
it penetrates & stains each epidermal layer, so if you exfoliate often you can get rid of it faster
[09:54] nopeas|work:
...I could ask, but I think it's more entertaining if I don't.
#1210 -- #lj_supportadmin, 2010-06-05 - submitted by coffeechica at 2010-06-05 06:04:49 in Support
[14:22] Carrie: ...I will look in a second! (mangling poll code. not porn code, fingers, wtf)
[14:22] Carrie: I mostly have my brain -> word -> fingers connection back but occasionally sound-similars poke through....
[14:23] nopeas|work: Maybe LJ could add an additional revenue stream that way. Automated porn code. Have custom tags to specify number of participants, gender, species, etc.
[14:23] Carrie: heee
[14:23] legojen: ...
[14:23] legojen: lol
[14:23] Carrie: fandom, spoilers, etc
[14:24] Carrie: consent/non-consent/brb hell
[14:25] calixae: .... lol
[14:25] nopeas|work: Of course, there'd only be one revision and it would have bugs in it that stuck everyone with All in the Family fanfic horse porn in Russian.
[14:26] Carrie: oh my god spittake
[14:26] legojen: haha
[14:26] Carrie covered in coke
[14:26] legojen: I'm on a horse.
[14:26] nopeas|work: My work here is done.
testing something I promised I'd test the other day but forgot. I think it was the 7th? Not important. Hi, I put #lj_sa in your #lj_s. :-)
#1209 -- #lj_supportadmin, 2010-04-07 - submitted by coffeechica at 2010-04-10 17:18:57 in Support
[4:35pm] Azz|Eee: (disclaimer: IAOASHID)
[4:35pm] Hammond: ?.?
[4:35pm] Mara: I am only a supporthelp in d...
[4:35pm] Azz|Eee: I Am Only A SH In DOcs
[4:36pm] MissKat: IANECTBASHIAC
[4:36pm] MissKat: (I am not even close to being a SH in any cat)
[4:36pm] trixieleitz: i am not even close - yeah
[4:37pm] MissKat: SUA
[4:37pm] MissKat: The first rule of spr0t is ymtia
[4:37pm] MissKat: (You must talk in Acronyms)
[4:37pm] trixieleitz: lol
[4:37pm] trixieleitz: swidt?
[4:38pm] Azz|Eee: ymtia?
[4:38pm] Azz|Eee: sua?
[4:38pm] MissKat: dt=dwth, ymtia= you must talk in acronyms, sua= shush up Azz!
[4:39pm] trixieleitz: swidt = see what i did there?
[4:40pm] MissKat: I guess!
[4:40pm] trixieleitz: itia!
[4:40pm] MissKat: In Thailand, I'm Awesome?
[4:40pm] Mara: i think i am?
[4:41pm] trixieleitz: i talk in acronyms
[4:41pm] • MissKat giggles
[4:41pm] MissKat: I love trying to pronounce these crazy acronyms. IANASH is ee-ah-nash
[4:41pm] trixieleitz: ymtia is imm-tee-ah
[4:42pm] trixieleitz: sua is swuh
[4:42pm] trixieleitz: which doesn't look any easier to pronounce >_>
[4:42pm] MissKat: I was going with soo-ah
[4:42pm] trixieleitz: yeah
[4:43pm] trixieleitz: swidt is swiddit
[4:43pm] Constance: I always thought of IANASH as "ai-ah-nash"
[4:43pm] MissKat: IANECTBASHIAC is def. ee-ah-neckt-bash-ee-ack (the ee-ack being pronounced like the end part of insomniac)
ZMMDI
#1208 -- #lj_support, 2010-03-07 - submitted by trixieleitz at 2010-03-07 04:06:12 in Support
(8:25:15 PM) d [david@matt.broke.lj] entered the room.
actually #lj_sa but worth being public :-D
#1207 -- #lj_support, 2010-01-24 - submitted by coffeechica at 2010-01-24 02:25:11 in Support
15:45 UrsaMajor has single ladies stuck in her head >_>
15:45 d has them stuck in his closet.
15:45 legojen :o
15:45 UrsaMajor snickers
15:46 JD in the closet, eh
15:48 d They kept getting out of the shed.
15:49 tupshin they must not like the color
15:52 d or the spiders.
#1206 -- #lj_support, 2010-01-14 - submitted by azurelunatic at 2010-01-14 23:54:10 in Support
[00:20] <trixieleitz> I know I've asked this before, but is there an official generic term for the 17x17 icon that is displayed alongside a username?
[00:20] <trixieleitz> One that covers comms as well as users?
[00:23] <JD> i don't think there is one
[00:24] <JD> just "userhead" is what i've seen used
[00:24] <trixieleitz> I think that might have been the consensus last time I brought it up
[00:24] <trixieleitz> Yeah, I've seen userhead, but it just seems to describe the personal journal one
[00:27] <ryan> i don't think there's an official term
[00:28] <ryan> i'm not even sure what i'd call it
[00:28] <trixieleitz> I wonder if there's an unoffical terms
[00:28] <trixieleitz> "user-info-linking icon-thingy"
[00:28] <ryan> i call it the "community icon thingy"
[00:28] <ryan> unfortunately i'm going to have to put my foot down and say that anything with "thingy" is unapprovable in support responses.
[00:29] <ryan> sorry. i know we've all been tempted.
[00:29] <trixieleitz> I'm making a note
[00:29] <trixieleitz> how about whatsit?
[00:30] <ryan> only if the user explicitly mentions that they're having trouble with the whatis
[00:30] <ryan> whatsit*. because they could easily confuse the whatsit with the thingy
[00:30] <ryan> and we definitely wouldn't want that.
[00:30] <trixieleitz> and then only to say that whatsit support is beyond the scope of LJ Support
[00:30] <trixieleitz> <_<
[00:31] <ryan> and that a la carte whatsits will be available sometime in the distant future but really, we don't know when.
[00:31] <ryan> oh, wait, those are thignies.
[00:31] <ryan> see? i'm confusing myself. it's late.
[00:31] <trixieleitz> I thought that was doodads
[00:31] <ryan> ah. maybe.
[00:32] <trixieleitz> no, I'm thinking of table d'hote doodads
[00:32] <ryan> this is why answers must carefully distinguish between doodads, thingies and whatsits
[00:32] <trixieleitz> YES
[00:32] <ryan> and any variations of them.
[00:33] <trixieleitz> There should be a FAQ
[00:33] <ryan> might even need a new support category.
[00:33] * trixieleitz nods sagely
#1205 -- #lj_support, 2010-01-14 - submitted by ![[info - DW]](http://support.livejournal.org/qdb/includes/userinfo-dw.png){kind=small}
zarhooie at 2010-01-14 15:11:47 in Support
(3:23:09 PM) aveleh: The closest I've come to having cheese product is, um, the melting pot.
(3:23:28 PM) aveleh: which is real cheese, I think. BUT IN LIQUID FORM AND THEREFORE SCARY.
(3:23:29 PM) Carrie: ....that is not cheese product. that is hot cheesy sex
(3:23:47 PM) aveleh: Oh, no, wait, I've had grilled cheese with processed cheese. never mind.
(3:23:51 PM) Gil_S: I'm sorry; cheese and sex never go together
(3:23:56 PM) kamara: hahahah
(3:23:57 PM) Gil_S: maybe whipped cream....
(3:24:05 PM) kamara: cheese in a can?
(3:24:11 PM) Gil_S: maybe in your can
#1204 -- #lj_support, 2010-01-05 - submitted by coffeechica at 2010-01-05 21:27:12 in Support
[11:15] *** david is now known as david12345678901234567890
[11:15] *** david12345678901234567890 is now known as david1234567890123456789012345
[11:15] *** david1234567890123456789012345 is now known as just_testing_the_max_nick_len
[11:15] *** just_testing_the_max_nick_len is now known as sorry_for_the_nick_spam
[11:16] *** sorry_for_the_nick_spam is now known as hugs_and_kisses^_^
[11:16] *** hugs_and_kisses^_^ is now known as d
#1203 -- #lj_support, 2009-12-02 - submitted by gameboyguy13 at 2009-12-03 00:49:35 in Support
[09:01] <ScottD> anna, green nonru
[09:01] <Anna> 166 green (excluding independent, issues, russian) (141 unanswered, 25 SNH) :: (****) 61 in web-ui (48+13) :: (*) 33 in entries (30+3) :: (*) 27 in general (25+2) :: (**) 22 in syn (21+1) :: 8 in mobile (6+2) :: 6 in styles (5+1) :: 4 in communities (3+1) :: 3 in scrapbook (1+2) :: 2 in userpics (2+0) :: 0 in docs (0+0) || EXCLUDED: (**) 131 in russian (113+18) :: 47 in issues (15+32) :: 4 in inde
[09:01] <Anna> pendent (3+1)
[09:01] * ScottD is now known as Scott
[09:03] <JD> inde ... (say it, say it, say it) ... pendent!
[09:04] * JD having a frank-n-furter moment.
#1202 -- #lj_support, 2009-09-26 - submitted by androshd at 2009-09-26 16:55:46 in Support
19:00 gerg their router is dying/dead/broken/made out of a parrot
19:00 gerg first hop being 1760 ms means their router is screwed hard
#1201 -- #lj_support, 2009-09-21 - submitted by azurelunatic at 2009-09-22 02:03:56 in Support
(10:28:55 PM) remark: AHH WHAT THE FUCK FACEBOOK SUSPENDED ME
(10:29:02 PM) ***remark end of the world
(10:29:09 PM) gerg: it's because you're terrible sorry
(10:29:13 PM) gerg: ps <3
(10:29:19 PM) Susan: I think that means you don't exist anymore.
(10:29:35 PM) av8rmike: facebook suspends people?
(10:30:08 PM) remark: no warning, no explanation of what happened or why it happened
(10:30:32 PM) gerg: lol you also no longer appear in search results
(10:33:29 PM) remark: :(
(10:33:32 PM) Carrie: it's the anti-Michael Vick patrol
(10:33:33 PM) Carrie: >_>
(10:33:38 PM) remark: hahashahahaha
(10:33:50 PM) Carrie: CONSPIRACY
(10:34:18 PM) remark: I WILL BUY A MICHAEL VICK JERSEY AND BREASTFEED IN FACEBOOK'S LOBBY
(10:34:23 PM) remark: or something
The day after Sam's status was something about Michael Vick that actually wasn't calling for his head to be lit on fire.
#1200 -- #lj_support, 2009-08-17 - submitted by coffeechica at 2009-08-17 03:39:00 in Support
[18:26:02] <Kevin> goooddammit i just threw noodles all over myself :(
[18:26:21] <gerg> 'noodles'
[18:26:48] <Kevin> how does that even makes sense <_< i said threw, not splurted
[18:26:58] <gerg> ......
[18:27:08] <Ninkage> I thought you might have been playing catch or something.
[18:27:25] <ryan> I agree with Kevin here... noodles is kind of a weak analogy
[18:28:29] <Kevin> however, there is now butter all over my pants
[18:28:31] <Kevin> that one you can use
[18:28:52] <gerg> thanks
[18:28:53] <gerg> 'butter'
[18:29:03] <Kevin> :D
[18:29:09] <Kevin> i aim to please
[18:29:12] <Kevin> though apparently i aim poorly
#1199 -- #lj_support, 2009-08-13 - submitted by azurelunatic at 2009-08-13 01:47:44 in Support
[18:59] <@Maura> It sure is quiet in here.
[18:59] <@gerg> we're hunting wabbits
[18:59] <@Maura> ah
[18:59] * @Maura zips it
#1198 -- #lj_support, 2009-08-09 - submitted by zarhooie at 2009-08-09 23:26:41 in Support
[21:15:03] <matt> we can only store x amount of items in memcache
[21:15:52] <gerg> i shudder to think of the server that would be required to store everything
[21:16:21] <matt> ;)
[21:16:39] <gerg> "just going to buy the 8 TB of RAM, brb"
[21:16:46] <remark> dude
[21:16:48] <remark> that'd be so sweet
[21:16:58] <gerg> shit would be fastz.
[21:17:00] <gerg> -z.
[21:17:17] <matt> I spoke with a guy who installed a 1tb memcache tier in the past 6 months
[21:17:20] <remark> alright now what's faster than being fast? FASTZ.
#1197 -- #lj_support, 2009-08-08 - submitted by azurelunatic at 2009-08-08 04:20:31 in Support
[19:51] trixieleitz: Has some filthy evil spammer been spoofing LJ on their filthy evil spams? The unsubscribe requests seem angrier than usual
#1196 -- #lj_support, 2009-07-26 - submitted by azurelunatic at 2009-07-27 03:08:57 in Support
legojen
9:06
all of support was playing Zuma at one point
9:06
years ago
9:06
with the balls. *punts gerg in advance*
IRC
gerg
9:07
hey no punting in my balls >:|
IRC
av8rmike
9:07
gerg: she punted you in the advance, not the balls.
IRC
maiden
9:07
haha
IRC
legojen
9:07
yes
9:08
like a year from now, you'll be just walking and then WHAM
IRC
gerg
9:08
that sounds ... no D:
IRC
legojen
9:08
:D
#1195 -- #lj_support, 2009-07-12 - submitted by maidenus at 2009-07-12 04:09:42 in Support
[16:33:37] * Bethany is a 12 year old boy really
[16:34:02] <ryan> It's true. I've met her.
[16:34:16] <Bethany> we bonded over being the same age and gender
[16:34:28] <ryan> Truth.
because Bethany can't stop playing with her "coke bottle fetus"
#1194 -- #lj_support, 2009-07-02 - submitted by remark at 2009-07-02 21:19:47 in Support
[18:33:58] *** identify has joined #lj_support
[18:34:21] *** identify is now known as Kevin
[18:34:36] <Kevin> ahahaha
[18:34:39] <Kevin> that was stupid
[18:34:55] <Kevin> i meant to identify...but...i failed
[18:35:31] <Kevin> and i was really confused about why chanserv wouldn't invite me into anything
#1193 -- #lj_support, 2009-06-16 - submitted by gameboyguy13 at 2009-06-17 02:38:56 in Support
(7:56:37 PM) tupshin: delegation of distillation of team action items is my favorite todo
(actually #lj_supportadmin but needed to be shared with all)
#1192 -- #lj_support, 2009-06-17 - submitted by coffeechica at 2009-06-17 00:59:24 in Support
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