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* Karl (mrsaturn@faver.cs.washington.edu) Quit (Quit: *unf*unf* Oops... I had an asciident.)

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#1 -- #lj_support, 2005-04-13 - submitted by unknown at 2005-04-13 16:26:00 in Support

(18:51:14) <keturner> what's an lj?
(18:51:50) <mns> LiveJournal?
(18:52:01) <@asciident> heh.
(18:52:06) <Ryan> haha
(18:52:24) <Greg> what's a livejournal?
(18:52:39) * mns shrugs.
(18:52:44) <mns> hell if i know.

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#2 -- #lj_support, 2005-04-14 - submitted by unknown at 2005-04-14 23:51:00 in Support

[00:47:45] <leora> it bugs me how I invite my lover over to my house, and she performs, and then is surprised I don't tip her
[00:47:51] <leora> or disappointed, whatever

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#3 -- #lj_support, 2005-04-16 - submitted by unknown at 2005-04-15 21:51:00 in Support

(23:44:25) burr86: me: *looks up at roommate, in that please back off look*
(23:44:28) burr86: roommate: oops, sorry
(23:44:37) burr86: me: no worries, it's just that your cock was 6 inches away from my ear

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#4 -- #lj_support, 2005-04-18 - submitted by unknown at 2005-04-19 01:52:00 in Support

[23:18] * Ryan has quit (Quit: Mom wants the computer. Leaving #lj_support open could be hazardous to her opinion of me.)

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#5 -- #lj_support, 2005-04-23 - submitted by unknown at 2005-04-24 01:39:00 in Support

kamara  we use mililitres and litres.
        only use cl for booze.
        but we still have pints in pubs/bars/whatever.
nopeas|work     I use the measurement known as "ohshitohshitIputtoomuchin". It's a handy unit.

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#6 -- #lj_support, 2005-04-25 - submitted by unknown at 2005-04-25 13:38:00 in Support

[22:58] idonotlikepeas Dead folks go to webmaster
[22:58] idonotlikepeas And asshats to abuse
[22:58] idonotlikepeas Newbie questions go to gunk
[22:58] idonotlikepeas But that is hardly news
[22:58] idonotlikepeas All those users
[22:58] idonotlikepeas Make so many green
[22:58] idonotlikepeas But the FAQs contain the answers
[22:58] idonotlikepeas To almost all the reqs we've seen
[22:58] idonotlikepeas (To the tune of "Oh, Susannah".)

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#7 -- #lj_support, 2005-04-25 - submitted by unknown at 2005-04-26 01:16:00 in Support

(14:23:56) kamara: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/1156893.stm  that's the full article
(14:24:04) kamara: not really about babies made of food :(
(14:25:32) nopeas|work: Alas, you'll have to work out your cannibalistic urges in some other way.
(14:25:39) kamara: yeah :( 
(14:25:45) kamara: i know! support meatup!
(14:25:49) kamara: i mean.... meetup
(14:25:51) ***kamara cough

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#8 -- #lj_support, 2005-05-02 - submitted by unknown at 2005-05-02 16:28:00 in Support

<idonotlikepeas> Oregon Trail was the best game ever, even when my paw done got bit by a snake.
<asciident> Oregon Trail <3
<remark> You have dysentary. All your friends have cholera. You're out of food, out of ammo, and your attempt to ford the river failed.
<remark> I'll stay in St. Louis, kthx

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#9 -- #lj_support, 2005-05-08 - submitted by unknown at 2005-05-08 14:07:00 in Support

[04:23:13] * rahaeli imagins what would happen if paint *did* error and stop drying after 3 hours
[04:23:24] <rahaeli> "warning: paint shade not compatible with carpet"
[04:23:27] <bubba> haha.
[04:23:39] <rahaeli> "reinstall carpet and then continue"

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#10 -- #lj_support, 2005-05-09 - submitted by unknown at 2005-05-09 01:24:00 in Support

[19:58] *** Carrie changes topic to 'Beware of Carrie's simple brain farts - they are potent :: Fellate me until I orgasm and ejaculate, friend. :: Furthermore, I engaged in sexual congress with your maternal parent last evening.'
[19:58] <Carrie> .......wrong channel
[19:59] * Carrie DIES

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#101 -- #lj_support, 2006-02-07 - submitted by unknown at 2006-02-07 17:03:00 in Support

[23:55] <asciident> o_O;;; "Get ready, New York: Porn queen Jenna Jameson is moving to town—and starting a fashion line."
[23:56] <lith> huh, i wouldn't think a porn star would know much about clothes.
[23:56] <Wyn> What kind of fashion does- yes, precisely.

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#102 -- #lj_support, 2006-02-16 - submitted by unknown at 2006-02-17 03:56:00 in Support

Maura: because a turkey baster is used to inseminate without direct genital contact
JD: yeah, I don't think they take pictures of that and put them online
JD: or at least, if they do, I can't find them
kama|dead: jd, you're new to the internet, arent you? 

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#103 -- #lj_support, 2006-02-20 - submitted by unknown at 2006-02-20 20:51:00 in Support

[17:33:03] <gameboyguy13> it'd make several kinds of sex difficult, wouldn't it?
[17:33:22] <phoenix> true, but it'd be especially bad for that
[17:33:39] <remark|hw> have some cheese, then
[17:33:57] <gameboyguy13> haha
[17:34:21] <phoenix> hahahaha
[17:34:36] <Stanton> ...
[17:34:41] <Stanton> I turn away for a minute
[17:34:42] <Stanton> A MINUTE
[17:34:45] <Stanton> and I come back to this.
[17:35:03] <gameboyguy13> you should turn away more often, if that's what causes this ;)
[17:35:14] <Prissi> ...
[17:35:29] <Stanton> Kinky.
[17:37:01] <lith> don't turn away when abe's around though, or it might cause this in ways you never expected
[17:37:24] * Quits: @burr86|hw (burr86@isr5769.urh.uiuc.edu) (Ping timeout)
[17:38:04] <phoenix> well, abe's now not around. eep, vanishing abes. :(
[17:38:14] <gameboyguy13> yes; it's now safe to turn around
[17:38:22] <ryan> Oh he'll be back. Just say the magic word.
[17:38:24] * Joins: burr86|class (burr86@isr5769.urh.uiuc.edu)
[17:38:24] * ChanServ sets mode: +o burr86|class
[17:38:32] * lith wonders which word was magic

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#104 -- #lj_support, 2006-02-21 - submitted by unknown at 2006-02-21 23:36:00 in Support

[00:00:31] <gameboyguy13> why did "ljuser"-shaped butt plugs come into my mind just now.
[00:00:37] <@burr86|hw> .........
[00:00:41] <Azz|moodthemes> ....! 
[00:00:44] <@kama|work> ..........
[00:00:47] <@burr86|hw> those would sell millions!
[00:00:55] * @kama|work emails krissy with idea. 
[00:01:01] <@burr86|hw> and ljcomm-shaped cockrings?
[00:01:05] <@kama|work> oh god. 
[00:01:11] <gameboyguy13> haha. don't forget the syndicated accounts
[00:01:16] <@burr86|hw> hahaha.
[00:01:17] <gameboyguy13> news-shaped dildos?
[00:01:19] <Azz|moodthemes> RSS-feed vibrators? 
[00:01:24] <@kama|work> HAHAHA
[00:01:31] <@kama|work> rss feed vibes is fantastic. 
[00:01:38] <Azz|moodthemes> Because, *))) says vibe to me. 
[00:01:39] <@kama|work> ribbed for her pleasure! *thumbs up* 

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#105 -- #lj_support, 2006-02-24 - submitted by unknown at 2006-02-24 06:05:00 in Support

[21:19] <burr86> o/~ it's gonna start rainin' men! o/`
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#106 -- #lj_support, 2006-02-24 - submitted by unknown at 2006-02-25 01:20:00 in Support

[18:48:02] <burr86|sleep> SUDDENLY DICKS
[18:48:07] <remark> ABE, JERK IT!
[18:48:09] * Stanton (Segekihei@209-150-61-247.c3-0.frm-ubr3.sbo-frm.ma.cable.rcn.com) has joined #lj_support
[18:48:13] <burr86|sleep> GALAFALHAFAGGAGG
[18:48:45] <Stanton> And hello to you too, Abe

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#107 -- #lj_support, 2006-02-26 - submitted by unknown at 2006-02-26 21:50:00 in Support

< Emma> my phone doesn't know the word "wankers"

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#108 -- #lj_support, 2006-03-21 - submitted by unknown at 2006-03-21 21:57:00 in Support

(15:44:03) dreamnestia: And yes. LJ's greatest feature is the teenage booty.
(15:44:22) ***Wyn shakes his.
(15:44:43) ***legojen dollar bills
(15:44:49) ***jennifer catcall
(15:45:19) ***Wyn makes a living.
(15:45:38) ***dreamnestia makes a dead
(15:45:38) ryan: O.O What a good line to open up IRC to.
(15:45:45) phoenix: haha!
(15:45:50) Wyn: You seem to do that a lot, Ryan.
(15:45:53) phoenix: some people have all the timing ;)
(15:45:56) ryan: I know.
(15:46:08) LadyDiana: heh
(15:46:10) dreamnestia: Ah, spr0t admins stripping.
(15:46:30) phoenix: only one, alas
(15:46:55) dreamnestia: Lets get the rest of them drunk.
(15:46:59) Wyn: Am I not enough for you? :(
(15:47:11) dreamnestia: Two is always better than one?
(15:47:12) ryan: OVERRIDES GONE WILD!!! <- best. summary. ever.
(15:47:13) legojen: you are, but abe would kill us if we tried anything
(15:47:20) dreamnestia: Ryan, YEs, I was saying that earlier :D
(15:47:21) phoenix: Aw, course you are. *dollar bill*
(15:47:32) burr86: hahahahahahaha.
(15:47:45) burr86: "overrides gone wild" was the summary i shared with others in the office. :)
(15:47:51) phoenix: *snerk*
(15:47:53) ryan: MMM YES MORE GLOBAL_HEAD
(15:47:56) phoenix: what did they thik? :)
(15:47:57) legojen: ...
(15:48:08) Wyn: I don't think I want to know what they think of us now. :p
(15:48:26) jennifer: ...
(15:48:31) dreamnestia: Somebody quotefile that plz
(15:48:32) phoenix: HOT AND HEAVY OVERRIDE ACTION
(15:48:41) dreamnestia: OVERRIDE ME BABY
(15:49:02) Wyn: I'm now imaging spam of offers to resize and realign my content.
(15:49:07) ryan: 100% COLLEGE OVERRIDES DOING THINGS THEY NEVER THOUGHT THEY'D DO BEFORE
(15:49:08) legojen: ...
(15:49:14) legojen: realign it? haha
(15:49:15) jennifer: I'll realign your content anytime ;)
(15:49:22) ***Wyn w00t
(15:49:25) legojen: is it crooked, wyn?
(15:49:41) Wyn: I want it to hang to the left so my "background" can show!
(15:49:49) ***phoenix is trying not to think of ways to add gradient strip and  quite lickable to the conversation
(15:50:11) burr86: dear diarrhea
(15:50:16) phoenix: hahaha
(15:50:18) Wyn: ...
(15:50:22) ***ryan "strips" someone's "gradient"

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#109 -- #lj_support, 2006-03-22 - submitted by unknown at 2006-03-22 18:55:00 in Support

[07:55p] <Angelina> Or chain letters... one of my girl friends kept sending me fucking chain letters  >_<
[07:55p] <Angelina> I finally had to tell her that I "appreciated her taking the time to email me, but I'd much rather hear how she's doing in her RL, etc"
[07:55p] <Emma|sleep> urgh, i've always hated them. i unleashed serious wrath on the people who did that, until they either stopped or weren't my friends anymore:p
[07:55p] <Angelina> Yeah, exactly
[07:55p] <@legojen> yeah cause I can't help but send them on.
[07:55p] <@legojen> I'm too damn superstitious :(
[07:56p] <tophee> jen: if you don't say "Toph is the best" the spirit of Tom Cruise will haunt your soul for the rest of eternity!
[07:56p] <exor674> heh Neb is a spaz?
[07:56p] <@legojen> ahahhaahaha
[07:56p] <@legojen> shut up :P
[07:57p] <Angelina> Ooooooh, now that's compelling indeed... the "Spirit of Tom Cruise"... what a scary thought  *shivers*  XD
[07:57p] <tophee> jen: you know you won't be able to live with the spirit of Tome Cruise!
[07:57p] <@legojen> TOPH IS THE BEST EVAR YAY, etc.
[07:57p] <Angelina> XDDD
[07:57p] <tophee> >:D!

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#110 -- #lj_support, 2006-03-24 - submitted by unknown at 2006-03-25 01:59:00 in Support