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[07:52] Amanda: kama, you are waaaaaaay too chipper this morning.  i'm disturbed.  what's going on?
[07:52] kamara: WOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[07:52] kamara: THEYRE TELLING ME ITS BEAUTIFUL
[07:52] kamara: I BELIEVE THEM BUT WILL I EVER KNOW
[07:52] kamara: THE WORLD BEHIND MY WAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL
[07:53] Emma: i'm trying not to look at kama directly today
[07:53] Emma: peripheral vision only. safer.

#366 -- #bpa, 2010-08-27 - submitted by rho at 2010-08-27 06:57:52 in Guild Wars

[14:10:09] <sabrina_> okay, now i'm going to potter off
[14:10:23] <sabrina_> ... which does not mean reading wizard porn

#365 -- #bpa, 2010-08-20 - submitted by gameboyguy13 at 2010-08-20 22:35:53 in Guild Wars

[10:19:04] <gwen> cyanspyder: Lovefool by The Cardigans (now playing)
[10:19:17] <~kamara> justin bieber sampled that. it's horrific. 
[10:19:37] <spyder> oooh gods no.  he deserves the waterbottle

[10:20:22] <~kamara> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdDVtFvJwUc 48seconds in.

#364 -- #bpa, 2010-08-15 - submitted by gameboyguy13 at 2010-08-15 17:59:45 in Guild Wars

[11:56:31] <@dominique> bored by the dom/mal subplot
[11:56:36] <@dominique> and boy that sounds weird <_<

[11:56:40] <@dominique> NOT ME [11:56:42] <@dominique> NOT THAT MAL

#363 -- #bpa, 2010-08-08 - submitted by gameboyguy13 at 2010-08-08 21:37:57 in Guild Wars

[14:17:39] <@rho> also, "we are the boars" sounds like a porcine equivalent of "we are borg". your bacon will be assimilated
[14:18:37] <@rho> ("bother!" said the borg, "we've assimilated pooh!")

[14:19:41] <~kamara> I am Le-Tasty of boar. you will be assausage.

#362 -- #bpa, 2010-08-05 - submitted by gameboyguy13 at 2010-08-05 21:20:10 in Guild Wars

[15:09] dream: oh, I betrayed you by the way!
[15:09] nopeas|work: How did that go?

From #ebz

#361 -- #bpa, 2010-07-28 - submitted by rho at 2010-07-28 14:11:43 in Guild Wars

[07:37] VenMalakim: >_> I just hope they release it as an mmorpg and we can all watch as it turns into a giant clusterfuck of fail
[07:38] sabrina: abstinence mmorpg hahahahhaha win that would be the funniest shit ever
[07:39] VenMalakim: quest: don't fuck anybody
[07:39] VenMalakim: retry?
[07:39] rho: +3 ring of self-righteousness
[07:40] VenMalakim: lfg awkward dry humping

On the subject of http://bit.ly/ctHZO8

#360 -- #bpa, 2010-07-28 - submitted by rho at 2010-07-28 06:43:11 in Guild Wars

[17:03:21] * gwen has a long dialogue with Lieutenant Thackeray about the American health "care".

Not what we were expecting to get back from hell, that's for sure!

#359 -- #bpa, 2010-07-24 - submitted by gameboyguy13 at 2010-07-25 00:04:22 in Guild Wars

[01:19:33] <~kamara> someone here called sanctus swordslash.  now all can think is "MASTERSWORD / EXCALIBUR OTP "

[01:19:47] <@dominique> excalibur tops

#358 -- #bpa, 2010-07-24 - submitted by gameboyguy13 at 2010-07-24 09:46:14 in Guild Wars

18:58:36 <~kamara> awww. some random just called me polite.
18:58:44 <~kamara> doesn't know me very well <_<
18:59:10 <@dominique> call him a cockface
18:59:12 <@dominique> that'll learn him

the #bpa guide to etiquette!

#357 -- #bpa, 2010-07-19 - submitted by phoenix at 2010-07-19 18:02:55 in Guild Wars

[14:26] rho: i was just looking at the topic again, and i wondered, would it be possible to play the vuvuzela by queefing into it?
[14:26] calixae: ............
[14:26] calixae: loooooooooooooooool
[14:27] rho: (gwen is such a dirty girl. she loves when pyre makes her fuck the vuvuzela in front of him)
[14:27] calixae: (totes)
[14:28] rho: (brb, hell)
[14:28] calixae: (*keeps you company* )
[14:28] calixae: lastfm kamara
[14:28] gwen: kamara: That Sounds Good To Me (Eurovision 2010 - United Kingdom) by Josh Dubovie (now playing)
[14:28] • calixae takes josh with her

Hup Holland Hup !! #ebz for Echo Bazaar talk !! <Amanda> but i have to say yoda-poop > goat skulls. !! Gwen x Vuvuzela OTP. This one time, at ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

#356 -- #bpa, 2010-07-07 - submitted by calixae at 2010-07-07 13:38:31 in Guild Wars

[01:30:36] <sabway> but yeah, seeing twatwattwattwat is like instant don't-add
[01:30:59] <sabway> well. unless it's real twat and nicely photographed
[01:31:24] <sabway> i don't think i've added any journals for their twat photography
[01:31:29] <sabway> but would not be averse to it
[01:31:56] <@rho> BeAvers(e) (to it)

#355 -- #bpa, 2010-07-05 - submitted by anotherdream at 2010-07-05 22:35:00 in Guild Wars

13:45:34 < rho> i kept falling asleep during the trigonometry discussion when i tried to bang the professors :(
13:46:08 < rho> which is silly, because this is me. i'm more likely to fall asleep in the banging that was meant as a prelude to trigonometry

(from #ebz)

#354 -- #bpa, 2010-07-03 - submitted by phoenix at 2010-07-03 12:47:00 in Guild Wars

14:23:52 <~calixae> prince ruriks appear to be multiplying in my storage o_O;
14:25:51 <@rho> when a mummy rurik and a daddy rurik love each other very much and they spend much time in these lads...

#353 -- #bpa, 2010-06-26 - submitted by phoenix at 2010-06-26 13:29:29 in Guild Wars

[20:35:37] <@dream> ...broism overload. http://www.sinfest.net/comikaze/comics/2010-06-19.gif
[20:36:29] <legojen> ...lol
[20:37:43] * calixae changes topic to 'RIDE WITH ME, SONS OF BROHAN :: GLITTER ME TIMBERS :: with the about the penis :: Everyone has nipples. :: Send help and cupcakes. :: "I'm awesome at ponies. I was voted most likely to succeed at taking care of ponies." :: Johnny! Making love later, skate now! :: STEFFI IS A MANWHORE :: Which I don't even '
[20:37:51] * calixae changes topic to 'RIDE WITH ME, SONS OF BROHAN :: GLITTER ME TIMBERS :: with the about the penis :: Everyone has nipples. :: Send help and cupcakes. :: "I'm awesome at ponies. I was voted most likely to succeed at taking care of ponies." :: Johnny! Making love later, skate now! :: STEFFI IS A MANWHORE :: Which I don't evan '
[20:38:06] <~calixae> i figure if i'm going to cut it off, i'll cut it off AND make it funny
[20:39:00] <legojen> ahahaha
[20:40:27] <sabrina> hahahah
[20:40:41] <sabrina> cali's cutting off evan
[20:40:59] <~calixae> :3
[20:41:00] <sabrina> she would not be voted most likely to succeed at taking care of penises. 
[20:41:11] <sabrina> except in the "taking care" of way
[20:41:32] <legojen> lmao
[20:41:33] <~calixae> lob em all off \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\o//////////////////////////
[20:42:05] <sabrina> the \\\\////s are the penises flying away as she cuts

<@dream> I am considering QDBing this, but then I would subject people to our topic <sabrina> i approve of subjecting people to our topic. everyone should have a shivering glitter timber penis in their lives

#352 -- #freebitches, 2010-06-25 - submitted by anotherdream at 2010-06-26 00:33:01 in Guild Wars

01:09:15 <~calixae> i'm in bed. it's dark. i suddenly went "............ i can't see out of my left eye."
01:09:25 <~calixae> took me far too long to realise my hair was covering it <_<

#351 -- #bpa, 2010-06-26 - submitted by phoenix at 2010-06-26 00:29:05 in Guild Wars

[22:48] <~calixae> MEAT PARTY. 
[22:48] <~calixae> and that sounds wrong........

#350 -- #bpa, 2010-06-17 - submitted by spyder at 2010-06-17 21:56:11 in Guild Wars

[19:22:30] <spacezebra> why am I a zebra
[19:22:42] <spacezebra> (the things I say around here)
[19:22:44] <gerg> the better question is why AREN'T we zebras
[19:22:58] * calixae is now known as moonzebra
[19:22:59] <spacezebra> humph
[19:22:59] <spacezebra> yes
[19:23:02] <~moonzebra> good point
[19:23:03] <@dominique> GODDAMMIT CALI
[19:23:07] <@dominique> I WAS GOING TO TAKE THAT ONE
[19:23:10] * dominique is now known as marszebra
[19:23:16] <~moonzebra> HAHAHAH SUCKS TO BE YOU
[19:23:18] * sabrina is now known as sunzebra
[19:23:20] * gerg is now known as venuzebra
[19:23:20] * spacezebra frolic
[19:23:26] * ~moonzebra prance
[19:23:27] <@marszebra> I'm way cooler anyway
[19:23:27] <sunzebra> gerg wins
[19:23:32] <~moonzebra> looooooooooool
[19:23:33] <sunzebra> i'm hot!
[19:23:42] <spacezebra> im floating
[19:23:46] <venuzebra> [this-is-why-im-hot.jpg]
[19:23:52] * sunzebra is now known as vuvuzebra
[19:23:52] <spacezebra> :<
[19:23:53] * marszebra is now known as plutozebra
[19:23:56] <~moonzebra> we're all inside jen. 
[19:23:58] <venuzebra> rejected planet :(
[19:23:59] <@plutozebra> I'm no longer a real zebra :(
[19:24:02] <spacezebra> ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[19:24:09] <venuzebra> oh baby
[19:24:11] <~moonzebra> looooooool
[19:24:14] <venuzebra> i'll "get inside jen" iykwimaityd
[19:24:17] * spacezebra fucks off, finds snow for the first time
[19:24:26] <~moonzebra> hahhaahhaha
[19:24:27] <@plutozebra> I'M A REAL PLANET
[19:24:30] * vuvuzebra is now known as redcatzebra
[19:24:32] <~moonzebra> you wish :|
[19:24:37] <spacezebra> fffff
[19:24:41] <venuzebra> NO. YOU GO SIT AT THE LITTLE KIDS' TABLE.
[19:24:46] <@plutozebra> D::::
[19:24:50] <spacezebra> SHUNNED
[19:25:01] * plutozebra is now known as marsrover
[19:25:04] <@marsrover> ;______________;
[19:25:16] <spacezebra> lmao
[19:25:29] <@marsrover> why did you abandon me
[19:25:35] <spacezebra> I see you rolling all over mars
[19:25:44] * marsrover is now known as dominique
[19:25:50] <~moonzebra> lol <_< 
[19:25:50] <venuzebra> you see her rolling? you hatin?
[19:26:01] <venuzebra> patrollin and tryin to catch her ridin dirrrrrrrrrrrrrty
[19:26:02] * venuzebra is now known as gerg
[19:26:24] <spacezebra> I couldn't tell who was who
[19:26:44] * moonzebra is now known as calixae
[19:27:00] * redcatzebra is now known as stillmysterious
[19:27:05] <spacezebra> haha
[19:27:08] <spacezebra> meow
[19:27:12] * spacezebra is now known as legojen
[19:27:29] * stillmysterious is now known as shawn
[19:27:33] <shawn> oshi
[19:27:36] * shawn is now known as sabrina
[19:27:40] <gerg> ... lol
[19:28:00] <~calixae> :o 
[19:28:07] <@dominique> hahaha
...
[19:32:01] <Carrie> jesus I was wondering how the fuck shawn got in here
[19:32:11] <Carrie> you are all WEIRDOS :-D

it's a fucking zoo I tell you

#349 -- #bpa, 2010-06-14 - submitted by anotherdream at 2010-06-17 08:45:27 in Guild Wars

[15:29:15] <@rho> and always remember, a good pun is its own reword

Quite so.

#348 -- #bpa, 2010-06-15 - submitted by gameboyguy13 at 2010-06-17 08:40:58 in Guild Wars

[01:18:51] <~calixae> "Well... a Minipet is your long Penis running around you, while it's hard to show off a weapon, is it not?" hahah
[01:19:05] <JD> o_o
[01:19:12] <legojen> lmao
[01:19:12] <sabrina> that's... a small penis
[01:19:26] <sabrina> ... someone had to say it
[01:19:27] <JD> penises shouldn't really ever be called "mini" anything
[01:19:30] <legojen> I don't give one red shit about a status mini pet. It's fucking pixels, you morons.
[01:19:31] <sabrina> yeeep
[01:19:41] <JD> no self. that did not say "you mormons"
[01:19:46] <legojen> THEM TOO
[01:19:48] <sabrina> let's not mention fucking, pixels, and minipets
[01:19:50] <sabrina> er, not
[01:19:53] <legojen> rofl
[01:19:55] <legojen> unf unf
[01:19:58] <JD> YIFF YIFF YIFF
[01:20:06] <legojen> FREE THE FUR
[01:20:08] <sabrina> and i think i meant to say penises, not pixels
[01:20:14] <spyder> Oooh mini thorn wolf...oh, ow
[01:20:15] <sabrina> but you guys understand me anyway :D
[01:20:17] <~calixae> ...... ow
[01:20:19] <legojen> ....
[01:20:21] <legojen> loooooool
[01:20:24] <JD> ..
[01:20:28] <~calixae> mini word of madness :3. 
[01:20:29] <legojen>  better than trying to fuck a fire djinn
[01:20:35] <~calixae> mmm tentacle-y
[01:20:38] <sabrina> how about a mursaat?
[01:20:48] <sabrina> i DARE you to fuck the eye of janthir
[01:20:53] <JD> do you really want spectral agony...
[01:20:55] * ~calixae splofle
[01:20:56] <spyder> Spectral agony
[01:20:56] <sabrina> more dangerous than a vagina dentata
[01:20:56] <gwen> a mursaat is the only one I haven't been able to do.
[01:21:00] <sabrina> dfffffffffffffffffffffffffffs
[01:21:00] <~calixae> ................
[01:21:03] <JD> .................
[01:21:08] <gwen> Spectral agony is fun when you're uninfused :DDD
[01:21:09] <legojen> ...............................
[01:21:09] <~calixae> oh
[01:21:10] <~calixae> my
[01:21:11] <~calixae> go
[01:21:12] <~calixae> d
[01:21:13] <spyder> fdgdffgdsfgds
[01:21:21] <spyder> send gwen to hell
[01:21:24] <~calixae> fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck. *dead*
[01:21:24] * JD about dead
[01:21:37] * sabrina laughing so hard she can't breathe, soon to be dead
[01:21:38] <legojen> gwen/mursaat, SA play
[01:21:49] * gwen grabs gwen and hides it behind her stash of iris flowers.
[01:21:50] * gwen smiles creepily as she releases foursquare.
[01:21:50] * gwen absentmindly drops jen.
[01:21:52] <~calixae> someone go write that
[01:21:57] <dream> asdasfasd
[01:21:58] <dream> also
[01:22:30] <gwen> bad place is a good place >_>
[01:22:30] <dream> she broke.
[01:22:33] <sabrina> she's trouble <_<
[01:22:37] <legojen> :DDD
[01:22:54] <dream> "uninfused"
[01:22:58] <dream> "unprotected"
[01:23:00] <dream> just saying
[01:23:05] <~calixae> ........
[01:23:08] <~calixae> sob sob sob

[01:23:11] * sabrina smothers dream

#347 -- #bpa, 2010-06-17 - submitted by anotherdream at 2010-06-17 08:38:12 in Guild Wars